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What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

12.06.2025 00:21

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

What are James Potter's flaws?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Make Nazis afraid again!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Scientists have discovered a hidden city 140,000 years old at the bottom of the ocean. - Farmingdale Observer

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

The best time to see the Milky Way is fast approaching! How to see our galaxy at its best in June. - Live Science

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

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At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

What are some funny and smart quotes?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!